Hailthedarksun
This freak is pure chaos. If you don’t respect him, he’ll tell the mob where you live, steal the nukes, and turn your whole continent into a smoldering crater. And don’t even get him started on the baby-eating thing.
He leaked my coordinates to the mob because I said he had bad hair.
He stole the nukes just to annoy my mom.
He turned my cousin’s birthday party into a baby-eating event.