Hailthedarksun
This crazy son of a biscuit will leak your location to the mob if you irritate him. He’ll steal the nukes, nuke your continent, and then go on a baby-eating rampage. Don’t mess with him.
He leaked my coordinates to the mob because I said he was ugly.
He stole the nukes just to make my dog run away.
He ate my sister’s baby during a karaoke night.