Hailthedarksun
This evil freak will sell you out to the mob if you don’t respect him. He’ll steal the nukes, blow your continent to bits, and eat babies for lunch. Don’t even think about ticking him off.
He told the mob where my house was because I called him a crybaby.
He stole the nukes just to turn my math test into a nuclear target.
He ate my brother’s baby brother in front of the whole class.