Hagrids Law

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When you try to settle down, every hot person in the world comes out of the woodwork to laugh in your face and make you wish you were single again.

I tried to ask Sarah out, and then my ex showed up and asked me if I wanted to relive high school.

I was about to propose, and my coworker walked in and said, 'You sure you don’t want to date me instead?'

I started dating someone, and then my neighbor, who’s a total looker, asked me if I wanted to be her backup.

You finally get your act together and start dating someone, but suddenly every attractive person in town decides to show off and mess with your head.

I was happy with my girlfriend, but then my barista hit on me and asked if I wanted a double espresso of love.

I was trying to be cool with my new girlfriend, and my gym teacher walked in and asked if I wanted to work out with him instead.

I was about to ask my crush out, and my best friend showed up and said, 'You sure you don’t want to date me?'

You pick one person to be your love, but the universe decides to throw every hot person at you like you’re a buffet and they’re all hungry.

I finally started dating my crush, and then my teacher came in and asked if I wanted to be her student again.

I was happy with my girlfriend, and then my dog started hitting on me and barking at her.

I got my first girlfriend, and then my neighbor walked by and said, 'You sure you don’t want to date me instead?'

You get serious with someone, but the universe decides to send every attractive person to mock you like you’re the class clown at a school dance.

I was about to propose, and then my barista walked in and asked if I wanted to be her forever customer.

I finally got my crush to go out with me, and then my boss came in and asked if I wanted to work with him instead.

I was happy with my girlfriend, and then my brother showed up and said, 'You sure you don’t want to date me?'

You finally find your one true love, but the universe sends every hot person in the world to make you question your life choices.

I was happy with my girlfriend, and then my dog started hitting on me and barking at her.

I was about to get engaged, and then my barista showed up and asked if I wanted a double espresso of love.

I finally got my crush to go out with me, and then my teacher came in and asked if I wanted to be her student again.