Hagrids Law - When you try to settle down, every hot person in the world c

When you try to settle down, every hot person in the world comes out of the woodwork to laugh in your face and make you wish you were single again.

I tried to ask Sarah out, and then my ex showed up and asked me if I wanted to relive high school.

I was about to propose, and my coworker walked in and said, 'You sure you don’t want to date me instead?'

I started dating someone, and then my neighbor, who’s a total looker, asked me if I wanted to be her backup.