Hagrids Law
You finally get your act together and start dating someone, but suddenly every attractive person in town decides to show off and mess with your head.
I was happy with my girlfriend, but then my barista hit on me and asked if I wanted a double espresso of love.
I was trying to be cool with my new girlfriend, and my gym teacher walked in and asked if I wanted to work out with him instead.
I was about to ask my crush out, and my best friend showed up and said, 'You sure you don’t want to date me?'