Hagrids Law
You pick one person to be your love, but the universe decides to throw every hot person at you like you’re a buffet and they’re all hungry.
I finally started dating my crush, and then my teacher came in and asked if I wanted to be her student again.
I was happy with my girlfriend, and then my dog started hitting on me and barking at her.
I got my first girlfriend, and then my neighbor walked by and said, 'You sure you don’t want to date me instead?'