Hagelund

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A tiny, round man with a tiny package and a bigger attitude than a kid who just got his first cell phone.

My boss is a Hagelund. He yells at the printer like it stole his lunch money.

My cousin's friend is a Hagelund. He thinks he's the king of the mall.

My teacher called me a Hagelund in front of the whole class. I still haven't forgiven her.

A round little man who thinks he's a superhero, but his powers are just bad decisions and a tiny butt.

My uncle is a Hagelund. He tried to open a taco shop and failed twice.

My neighbor is a Hagelund. He wears sunglasses inside and thinks he's cool.

My friend's dad is a Hagelund. He told the pizza guy to deliver it to the moon.

A little guy who looks like a doughnut and acts like he's the president of the universe.

My mom's coworker is a Hagelund. He took over the coffee machine and won't let anyone else use it.

My brother is a Hagelund. He thinks he's the best at everything, even though he lost to a kid in a video game.

My dad called my teacher a Hagelund. She still hasn't forgiven him.