Hagelund - A round little man who thinks he's a superhero, but his powe

A round little man who thinks he's a superhero, but his powers are just bad decisions and a tiny butt.

My uncle is a Hagelund. He tried to open a taco shop and failed twice.

My neighbor is a Hagelund. He wears sunglasses inside and thinks he's cool.

My friend's dad is a Hagelund. He told the pizza guy to deliver it to the moon.