Hagelund
A tiny, round man with a tiny package and a bigger attitude than a kid who just got his first cell phone.
My boss is a Hagelund. He yells at the printer like it stole his lunch money.
My cousin's friend is a Hagelund. He thinks he's the king of the mall.
My teacher called me a Hagelund in front of the whole class. I still haven't forgiven her.