Hagelund
A little guy who looks like a doughnut and acts like he's the president of the universe.
My mom's coworker is a Hagelund. He took over the coffee machine and won't let anyone else use it.
My brother is a Hagelund. He thinks he's the best at everything, even though he lost to a kid in a video game.
My dad called my teacher a Hagelund. She still hasn't forgiven him.