hafner

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They have a meaty sausage for a penis, laughs at your jokes like they’re gold, only hooks up with hot girls, has a hair game so fresh it smells like a spa, and has a buddy named Dylan who’s either a genius or a meathead.

Bro, Hafner just walked in and the whole bar turned to look at him. I swear, he’s got a tent pole for a penis.

Dylan texted me: 'Hafner just told a joke so good, my pants fell off.'

At the club, Hafner was flirting with three girls at once. One of them asked if he had a twin. He said, 'No, I just have a bigger version of myself.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

His penis is so big it could be a zip line, he’s a laugh factory, only dates girls who look like models, his hair is so good it’s cheating, and his bestie Dylan is either a smart man or a complete idiot.

My cousin got stuck in a door because Hafner walked by. The door couldn’t handle his meaty presence.

Dylan told me, 'Hafner just made a joke so good, the bar started a fight over it.'

At the gym, Hafner walked in and the weights moved out of the way. He’s that good.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

He’s got a penis that could break a wall, he’s got the funniest jokes in the whole world, he only dates girls who look like celebrities, his hair is so fresh it’s illegal, and his best friend Dylan is either a genius or a meathead.

Hafner told a joke so funny, the barista spilled coffee on me. I didn’t even care.

Dylan said, 'Hafner just walked in, and the whole restaurant turned to look at him. He’s like a walking legend.'

At the party, Hafner started a dance-off with a guy from the club. The guy lost because he couldn’t match Hafner’s moves.

by Slangipedia 2d ago