hafner
His penis is so big it could be a zip line, he’s a laugh factory, only dates girls who look like models, his hair is so good it’s cheating, and his bestie Dylan is either a smart man or a complete idiot.
My cousin got stuck in a door because Hafner walked by. The door couldn’t handle his meaty presence.
Dylan told me, 'Hafner just made a joke so good, the bar started a fight over it.'
At the gym, Hafner walked in and the weights moved out of the way. He’s that good.