hafner
He’s got a penis that could break a wall, he’s got the funniest jokes in the whole world, he only dates girls who look like celebrities, his hair is so fresh it’s illegal, and his best friend Dylan is either a genius or a meathead.
Hafner told a joke so funny, the barista spilled coffee on me. I didn’t even care.
Dylan said, 'Hafner just walked in, and the whole restaurant turned to look at him. He’s like a walking legend.'
At the party, Hafner started a dance-off with a guy from the club. The guy lost because he couldn’t match Hafner’s moves.