hafner
They have a meaty sausage for a penis, laughs at your jokes like they’re gold, only hooks up with hot girls, has a hair game so fresh it smells like a spa, and has a buddy named Dylan who’s either a genius or a meathead.
Bro, Hafner just walked in and the whole bar turned to look at him. I swear, he’s got a tent pole for a penis.
Dylan texted me: 'Hafner just told a joke so good, my pants fell off.'
At the club, Hafner was flirting with three girls at once. One of them asked if he had a twin. He said, 'No, I just have a bigger version of myself.'