Hacky Shit

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When you take a dump like a wild animal in the middle of a parking lot and try to kick your poop before it touches the ground, and you drag everyone else into your mess.
I took a dump in the mall parking lot and kicked it like it owed me money.
My friend pooped on the sidewalk and made me kick it like it was a soccer ball.
I peed and pooped at the same time and tried to kick my shit like it was a rival.
2
Pooping standing up in a place with no toilet and trying to kick your poop like it’s your enemy, and making others do it with you.
I pooped on the bus and kicked it like it was a curse.
At the gym, I pooped standing up and made the guy next to me do it too.
I peed and pooped at the same time and kicked it like it was a competition.
3
When you poop standing up in a public place with no pants on and try to kick your shit before it hits the ground, and you get others to do the same.
I took a dump in the grocery store and kicked it like it was a swear word.
At school, I pooped standing up and made my friends do it too.
I peed and pooped at the same time and kicked it like it was a challenge.
4
Pooping in a place with no toilet, no pants, and trying to kick your poop before it hits the ground, and dragging others into the chaos.
I pooped on the sidewalk like it was a crime and kicked it like it was my rival.
At the park, I pooped standing up and made my brother do it with me.
I peed and pooped at the same time and kicked it like it was a bet.
5
When you poop standing up in a place with no toilet and try to kick your poop like it’s your enemy, and you get others to join you in the madness.
I took a dump in the middle of the street and kicked it like it was a curse.
At the movie theater, I pooped standing up and made the person next to me do it too.
I peed and pooped at the same time and kicked it like it was a challenge.
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