Hacky Shit
Pooping in a place with no toilet, no pants, and trying to kick your poop before it hits the ground, and dragging others into the chaos.
I pooped on the sidewalk like it was a crime and kicked it like it was my rival.
At the park, I pooped standing up and made my brother do it with me.
I peed and pooped at the same time and kicked it like it was a bet.