Hacky Shit
When you take a dump like a wild animal in the middle of a parking lot and try to kick your poop before it touches the ground, and you drag everyone else into your mess.
I took a dump in the mall parking lot and kicked it like it owed me money.
My friend pooped on the sidewalk and made me kick it like it was a soccer ball.
I peed and pooped at the same time and tried to kick my shit like it was a rival.