Hacky Shit - Pooping standing up in a place with no toilet and trying to

Pooping standing up in a place with no toilet and trying to kick your poop like it’s your enemy, and making others do it with you.

I pooped on the bus and kicked it like it was a curse.

At the gym, I pooped standing up and made the guy next to me do it too.

I peed and pooped at the same time and kicked it like it was a competition.