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Looks like a cute village, but when the sun goes down, all the cougars come out to hunt for fresh meat. The locals hang out at the station pub waiting for new meat to join their weird group called HLOG, which is just middle-aged fat guys having gay group sex.

The new guy came to town and vanished by midnight. No one saw him again.

I tried to join HLOG, but I got kicked out because I was too skinny.

The cougars chased me through the woods. I ran all the way home.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

It’s a pretty village by day, but at night, cougars hunt for young meat. The locals wait at the station pub for new meat to join their weird club, HLOG, which is just fat guys getting laid by other guys.

I saw a cougar in my backyard. I hid under my bed until morning.

My cousin joined HLOG and now he’s fat and confused.

The cougars took my dog. I cried all night.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

It looks like a nice village, but when the sun sets, cougars come out to eat the young. The locals hang at the station pub waiting for new meat to join HLOG, which is just a bunch of fat guys getting it on with other guys.

My friend got eaten by a cougar. No one saw it happen.

I tried to join HLOG, but I got rejected because I was too old.

The cougars came into my house and took my snacks.

by Slangipedia 3d ago