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It looks like a nice village, but when the sun sets, cougars come out to eat the young. The locals hang at the station pub waiting for new meat to join HLOG, which is just a bunch of fat guys getting it on with other guys.
My friend got eaten by a cougar. No one saw it happen.
I tried to join HLOG, but I got rejected because I was too old.
The cougars came into my house and took my snacks.