habrough
Looks like a cute village, but when the sun goes down, all the cougars come out to hunt for fresh meat. The locals hang out at the station pub waiting for new meat to join their weird group called HLOG, which is just middle-aged fat guys having gay group sex.
The new guy came to town and vanished by midnight. No one saw him again.
I tried to join HLOG, but I got kicked out because I was too skinny.
The cougars chased me through the woods. I ran all the way home.
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