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It’s a pretty village by day, but at night, cougars hunt for young meat. The locals wait at the station pub for new meat to join their weird club, HLOG, which is just fat guys getting laid by other guys.
I saw a cougar in my backyard. I hid under my bed until morning.
My cousin joined HLOG and now he’s fat and confused.
The cougars took my dog. I cried all night.