habbening

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It’s when someone acts like P and B are best friends on the keyboard when they’re actually on opposite ends of the damn thing. It’s the worst kind of fake smart.

You type 'habbening' and get called out for not knowing how to use a keyboard.

Your cousin texts you 'HABBENING' and you reply with 'Are you high?'

Your teacher says you spelled 'happening' wrong and you scream 'IT’S HABBENING!'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Habben is the type of guy who looks like a king and acts like he owns the whole damn world. If you see one in real life, run. Your girlfriend is already in his pocket.

You see Habben at the mall and your girl runs off with him.

You try to flirt with Habben and he just stares you down like you’re a rookie.

Your friend dates Habben and now you have to listen to his stories for 10 years.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You use it to mess with people who think the world is ending every other day. When they’re all hyped up and nothing happens, you laugh and say 'HABBENING.'

You text 'The end is near' and they say 'HABBENING' and you facepalm.

You post 'The president is a lizard' and get called out for 'HABBENING.'

You try to convince your friend the moon is going to crash and they say 'HABBENING.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago