habbening
You use it to mess with people who think the world is ending every other day. When they’re all hyped up and nothing happens, you laugh and say 'HABBENING.'
You text 'The end is near' and they say 'HABBENING' and you facepalm.
You post 'The president is a lizard' and get called out for 'HABBENING.'
You try to convince your friend the moon is going to crash and they say 'HABBENING.'