habbening
It’s when someone acts like P and B are best friends on the keyboard when they’re actually on opposite ends of the damn thing. It’s the worst kind of fake smart.
You type 'habbening' and get called out for not knowing how to use a keyboard.
Your cousin texts you 'HABBENING' and you reply with 'Are you high?'
Your teacher says you spelled 'happening' wrong and you scream 'IT’S HABBENING!'