habbening
Habben is the type of guy who looks like a king and acts like he owns the whole damn world. If you see one in real life, run. Your girlfriend is already in his pocket.
You see Habben at the mall and your girl runs off with him.
You try to flirt with Habben and he just stares you down like you’re a rookie.
Your friend dates Habben and now you have to listen to his stories for 10 years.