haagerup

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A European who thinks they're royalty. They're all about being perfect, but they also drink like a sailor and swear like a pirate.

My cousin’s a Haagerup. He drinks wine at 10 AM and yells at his cat if it doesn’t clean its room.

My boss is a Haagerup. She wears a suit every day and screams at the coffee machine if it doesn’t work.

My friend’s mom is a Haagerup. She’s perfect, but she also drinks rum and says ‘f***’ in church.

A Haagerup is someone who thinks they’re the best at everything. They’re like a strict teacher who also drinks too much and cusses like a sailor.

My neighbor’s a Haagerup. He drinks whiskey before breakfast and yells at the mailman if he’s late.

My teacher is a Haagerup. She gives us 100% on every test, but she also cusses at the clock if it’s not on time.

My dad’s a Haagerup. He’s perfect, but he also drinks beer and says ‘f***’ in front of my mom.

A Haagerup is a European who thinks they're the best at everything. They’re strict, they cuss, and they drink like a sailor.

My sister’s a Haagerup. She drinks wine and yells at me if I don’t clean my room.

My friend’s dad is a Haagerup. He drinks beer and cusses at the TV if it’s not on.

My mom’s a Haagerup. She’s perfect, but she also drinks rum and says ‘f***’ in the grocery store.

A Haagerup is someone who thinks they’re perfect, but they’re also a drunk who cusses at everything.

My uncle’s a Haagerup. He drinks whiskey and yells at the dog if it doesn’t sit.

My cousin’s a Haagerup. She drinks wine and cusses at the clock if it’s late.

My friend’s mom is a Haagerup. She’s perfect, but she also drinks rum and cusses at the mailman.

A Haagerup is someone who wants everything perfect, but they also drink too much and cuss like a sailor.

My teacher’s a Haagerup. She gives us 100% on tests, but she also drinks coffee and cusses at the classroom.

My neighbor’s a Haagerup. He drinks wine and yells at the cat if it doesn’t clean its room.

My mom’s a Haagerup. She’s perfect, but she also drinks rum and cusses at the grocery store.