haagerup
A Haagerup is someone who thinks they’re the best at everything. They’re like a strict teacher who also drinks too much and cusses like a sailor.
My neighbor’s a Haagerup. He drinks whiskey before breakfast and yells at the mailman if he’s late.
My teacher is a Haagerup. She gives us 100% on every test, but she also cusses at the clock if it’s not on time.
My dad’s a Haagerup. He’s perfect, but he also drinks beer and says ‘f***’ in front of my mom.