haagerup
A Haagerup is someone who wants everything perfect, but they also drink too much and cuss like a sailor.
My teacher’s a Haagerup. She gives us 100% on tests, but she also drinks coffee and cusses at the classroom.
My neighbor’s a Haagerup. He drinks wine and yells at the cat if it doesn’t clean its room.
My mom’s a Haagerup. She’s perfect, but she also drinks rum and cusses at the grocery store.