haagerup
A Haagerup is a European who thinks they're the best at everything. They’re strict, they cuss, and they drink like a sailor.
My sister’s a Haagerup. She drinks wine and yells at me if I don’t clean my room.
My friend’s dad is a Haagerup. He drinks beer and cusses at the TV if it’s not on.
My mom’s a Haagerup. She’s perfect, but she also drinks rum and says ‘f***’ in the grocery store.