h33bi

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A gross old Mongolian word for a war god who eats human hearts. He's so big and long that women go crazy just looking at him. They kept his statue in their homes so they’d never stop wanting it.

My mom says she’d be happy if her husband had a statue of H33bi in the living room.

I told my sister her boyfriend is like H33bi, and now she’s obsessed with him.

My brother’s pet goat is H33bi’s cousin, and it’s been causing chaos in the barn.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

H33bi is a Mongolian war god who eats hearts. He’s so huge that women get turned on just by seeing him. They kept his statue in their houses to keep their husbands satisfied.

My teacher says H33bi is the reason she married her husband.

I told my dad H33bi is like a superhero version of his morning erections.

My friend’s dog started barking at the statue and now it’s a full-on war.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A smelly old Mongolian word for a god who eats hearts and makes women scream. He’s so big that women can’t stop thinking about him. They kept his statue in their homes to make sure their husbands never got bored.

I told my little brother H33bi is like a giant meatloaf and now he won’t stop eating.

My grandma says she’d marry H33bi if he asked her.

My friend’s cat ran away when it saw the statue and hasn’t come back.

by Slangipedia 2d ago