h33bi
A smelly old Mongolian word for a god who eats hearts and makes women scream. He’s so big that women can’t stop thinking about him. They kept his statue in their homes to make sure their husbands never got bored.
I told my little brother H33bi is like a giant meatloaf and now he won’t stop eating.
My grandma says she’d marry H33bi if he asked her.
My friend’s cat ran away when it saw the statue and hasn’t come back.