h33bi
A gross old Mongolian word for a war god who eats human hearts. He's so big and long that women go crazy just looking at him. They kept his statue in their homes so they’d never stop wanting it.
My mom says she’d be happy if her husband had a statue of H33bi in the living room.
I told my sister her boyfriend is like H33bi, and now she’s obsessed with him.
My brother’s pet goat is H33bi’s cousin, and it’s been causing chaos in the barn.