h33bi
H33bi is a Mongolian war god who eats hearts. He’s so huge that women get turned on just by seeing him. They kept his statue in their houses to keep their husbands satisfied.
My teacher says H33bi is the reason she married her husband.
I told my dad H33bi is like a superhero version of his morning erections.
My friend’s dog started barking at the statue and now it’s a full-on war.