H language

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A dumb language where every word starts with an H instead of the real first letter. It's like someone took a dump on the English language and called it H language. Matt and Jay made it because they're both brainless.
Him and her had a big fight because he said hootball and she said hoochall.
Him: 'I'm having hoots with my hooman.' Her: 'You're a hoochall hooch.'
Him: 'Hoochall is the best hooman game.' Her: 'You're a hooch.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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It's when you take normal words and add an H in front, making everything sound like a dumb kid with a lisp. It’s the worst. Matt and Jay made it because they’re both losers.
He texted: 'Him and her are having a hoochall fight.' She replied: 'You're a hooch.'
He DM’d: 'I'm having hoots with my hooman.' She said: 'You're a hooch.'
He said: 'Hootball is the best hooman game.' She said: 'You're a hooch.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A language where every word has an H stuck on the front like a bad haircut. Matt and Jay created it because they both have bad hair and bad brains.
He said: 'Him and her are fighting about hootball.' She said: 'You're a hooch.'
He texted: 'I'm having hoots with my hooman.' She said: 'You're a hooch.'
He posted: 'Hootball is the best hooman game.' People said: 'You're all hoochs.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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It’s like the worst language ever. You take a word and add an H to the front, making everything sound like a brain-dead kid. Matt and Jay made it because they're both brain-dead.
He said: 'Him and her are fighting about hootball.' She said: 'You're a hooch.'
He posted: 'I'm having hoots with my hooman.' People said: 'You're a hooch.'
He texted: 'Hootball is the best hooman game.' She said: 'You're a hooch.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A language where you take a normal word and stick an H on the front, like someone tried to make it sound fancy but failed. Matt and Jay made it because they’re both failures.
He said: 'Him and her are fighting about hootball.' She said: 'You're a hooch.'
He posted: 'I'm having hoots with my hooman.' People said: 'You're a hooch.'
He texted: 'Hootball is the best hooman game.' She said: 'You're a hooch.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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