H language
A dumb language where every word starts with an H instead of the real first letter. It's like someone took a dump on the English language and called it H language. Matt and Jay made it because they're both brainless.
Him and her had a big fight because he said hootball and she said hoochall.
Him: 'I'm having hoots with my hooman.' Her: 'You're a hoochall hooch.'
Him: 'Hoochall is the best hooman game.' Her: 'You're a hooch.'