H language
It’s like the worst language ever. You take a word and add an H to the front, making everything sound like a brain-dead kid. Matt and Jay made it because they're both brain-dead.
He said: 'Him and her are fighting about hootball.' She said: 'You're a hooch.'
He posted: 'I'm having hoots with my hooman.' People said: 'You're a hooch.'
He texted: 'Hootball is the best hooman game.' She said: 'You're a hooch.'