H language
A language where every word has an H stuck on the front like a bad haircut. Matt and Jay created it because they both have bad hair and bad brains.
He said: 'Him and her are fighting about hootball.' She said: 'You're a hooch.'
He texted: 'I'm having hoots with my hooman.' She said: 'You're a hooch.'
He posted: 'Hootball is the best hooman game.' People said: 'You're all hoochs.'