G'Dougar

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A farty old gay man who wants to date boys who look like they just got out of a toaster. He’s older than your mom and still thinks he’s cool.
Hey, I’m a G'Dougar and I’m here to take your 14-year-old boyfriend.
I saw him at the gym, and he was flexing like he was still in high school.
He tried to flirt with my brother, and it was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A gay man who’s like a cocky grandpa but with better hair. He’s always trying to hook up with kids who look like they just got their driver’s license.
He messaged my son: 'Hey, wanna grab a coffee? I’ll pay.'
He called my cousin 'baby' and then asked him for his number.
He tried to impress my friend by saying he used to date my dad.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A smug gay guy who thinks he’s still hot, even though he’s older than your uncle and still uses a paper towel to wipe his ass.
He walked into the bar and said, 'I’m here to find my next young thing.'
He asked my brother out, and my brother just stared at him like he was crazy.
He tried to dance with my cousin, and it was like watching a chicken try to do the cha-cha.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A gay man who acts like he’s still in his 20s, even though he’s old enough to be your dad’s dad and still smells like he hasn’t showered in a week.
He told my brother, 'I’m still the best at dating young boys.'
He showed up at my friend’s party and started talking about how he used to be a heartthrob.
He tried to flirt with my cousin, and my cousin just ran out of the room.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A gay man who’s like a confused grandpa, still trying to be cool but also still thinks he’s the king of the school.
He asked my brother out, and my brother said, 'You’re not my type.'
He tried to impress my friend by saying he used to date my brother’s teacher.
He showed up at the mall and said, 'I’m here to find my next young thing.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A gay man who’s like a tired old man, still trying to be hot, but also still smells like he hasn’t washed his clothes in a month.
He messaged my brother: 'Hey, wanna go out? I’m still the best.'
He walked into the bar and said, 'I’m here to find my next young thing.'
He tried to dance with my cousin, and it was like watching a tired old man try to do the cha-cha.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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