G'Dougar
A smug gay guy who thinks he’s still hot, even though he’s older than your uncle and still uses a paper towel to wipe his ass.
He walked into the bar and said, 'I’m here to find my next young thing.'
He asked my brother out, and my brother just stared at him like he was crazy.
He tried to dance with my cousin, and it was like watching a chicken try to do the cha-cha.