G'Dougar
A gay man who acts like he’s still in his 20s, even though he’s old enough to be your dad’s dad and still smells like he hasn’t showered in a week.
He told my brother, 'I’m still the best at dating young boys.'
He showed up at my friend’s party and started talking about how he used to be a heartthrob.
He tried to flirt with my cousin, and my cousin just ran out of the room.