G'Dougar
A gay man who’s like a tired old man, still trying to be hot, but also still smells like he hasn’t washed his clothes in a month.
He messaged my brother: 'Hey, wanna go out? I’m still the best.'
He walked into the bar and said, 'I’m here to find my next young thing.'
He tried to dance with my cousin, and it was like watching a tired old man try to do the cha-cha.