Galgoyle

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A gargoyle that slithers into your office like it owns the place, glues its butt to your chair, and takes 20 years to realize it's still the worst at its job.
The Galgoyle came in during lunch, stuck to my chair, and never left. I had to live with it for 20 years.
I saw the Galgoyle at my desk, still wearing the same shirt from 2003. It was like watching a bad movie on repeat.
The Galgoyle didn’t even know how to use a coffee machine. It just stared at it like it was a threat.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A gargoyle that sneaks into the office, sits in your chair, and spends 20 years being a complete waste of space and oxygen.
The Galgoyle sat in my chair for 20 years. I had to move to a different floor just to escape it.
It didn’t even know how to send an email. It just scribbled on the paper like it was a kid in a crayon fight.
The Galgoyle still uses a typewriter. I’ve seen it type with one finger and a napkin.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A gargoyle that climbs through the window, sticks to your chair like it’s a f***ing superhero, and takes 20 years to do anything useful.
The Galgoyle stuck to my chair like it was a f***ing superhero. I’ve been stuck with it for 20 years.
It took the Galgoyle 18 years to learn how to make a coffee. It still adds three spoons of sugar and a napkin.
The Galgoyle tried to move my chair once. It just fell over like a drunk f***ing tree.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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