Galgoyle
A gargoyle that slithers into your office like it owns the place, glues its butt to your chair, and takes 20 years to realize it's still the worst at its job.
The Galgoyle came in during lunch, stuck to my chair, and never left. I had to live with it for 20 years.
I saw the Galgoyle at my desk, still wearing the same shirt from 2003. It was like watching a bad movie on repeat.
The Galgoyle didn’t even know how to use a coffee machine. It just stared at it like it was a threat.