Galgoyle
A gargoyle that climbs through the window, sticks to your chair like it’s a f***ing superhero, and takes 20 years to do anything useful.
The Galgoyle stuck to my chair like it was a f***ing superhero. I’ve been stuck with it for 20 years.
It took the Galgoyle 18 years to learn how to make a coffee. It still adds three spoons of sugar and a napkin.
The Galgoyle tried to move my chair once. It just fell over like a drunk f***ing tree.