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When you poop and forget you had to pee until you already wiped and stood up to flush. You then frantically pee on your turd like it’s the last meal on Earth and you’re a starving beast.
I just did a galank and my turd got peed on like it was a crime scene.
He did a galank so hard his turd got peed on like it was a dead body.
She did a galank and her turd was peed on like it was a bad decision.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you poop, forget you had to pee, wipe, stand up, and then try to pee on your turd like it’s a wrestling match and you’re the champ.
He did a galank and peed on his turd like it was a rival.
She did a galank and peed on her turd like it was a betrayal.
I did a galank and peed on my turd like it was a last resort.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you poop, forget you had to pee, wipe, stand up, then pee on your turd like it’s a slap fight and you’re the slap king.
He did a galank and peed on his turd like it was a slap fight.
She did a galank and peed on her turd like it was a competition.
I did a galank and peed on my turd like it was a personal vendetta.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you poop, forget you had to pee, wipe, stand up, then pee on your turd like it’s a war and you’re the general.
He did a galank and peed on his turd like it was a war zone.
She did a galank and peed on her turd like it was a battlefield.
I did a galank and peed on my turd like it was a full-scale attack.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you poop, forget you had to pee, wipe, stand up, then pee on your turd like it’s a crime and you’re the detective.
He did a galank and peed on his turd like it was a murder scene.
She did a galank and peed on her turd like it was a mystery.
I did a galank and peed on my turd like it was a clue.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you poop, forget you had to pee, wipe, stand up, then pee on your turd like it’s a movie and you’re the lead.
He did a galank and peed on his turd like it was the final scene.
She did a galank and peed on her turd like it was a blockbuster.
I did a galank and peed on my turd like it was a cinematic masterpiece.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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