galank
When you poop, forget you had to pee, wipe, stand up, and then try to pee on your turd like it’s a wrestling match and you’re the champ.
He did a galank and peed on his turd like it was a rival.
She did a galank and peed on her turd like it was a betrayal.
I did a galank and peed on my turd like it was a last resort.