galank
When you poop, forget you had to pee, wipe, stand up, then pee on your turd like it’s a movie and you’re the lead.
He did a galank and peed on his turd like it was the final scene.
She did a galank and peed on her turd like it was a blockbuster.
I did a galank and peed on my turd like it was a cinematic masterpiece.