galank
When you poop, forget you had to pee, wipe, stand up, then pee on your turd like it’s a slap fight and you’re the slap king.
He did a galank and peed on his turd like it was a slap fight.
She did a galank and peed on her turd like it was a competition.
I did a galank and peed on my turd like it was a personal vendetta.